Findings:

• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• But can a robot love.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• People want what they cannot have
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I write because I cannot speak
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Something I Can Never Have
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• like you're blind but still can see
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can only speak for myself
• chest infection
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Of which we cannot speak we must remain silent
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You can, but you may not
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• But can you still cry like a child?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• we can give up, but the world never will
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but with words we can create anything
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Can I have a light?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me

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