Findings:
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm sorry
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm Not Sorry
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm so sorry
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- So. Central Rain
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm a little ICBM
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm Going Home
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm a Pepper
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm tired of calling 911
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm Your Fan
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- the words I'm after
- I'm Proud of You
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm falling in love with you
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm game
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm scared
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not very cool
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm just a bill
- I'm bored
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm a little tea pot
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm gay
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