Findings:
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm not in love, set me free
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Any song can be a love song
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I don't need to be loved by you
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- If Music Be the Food of Love
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How to be a troll
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Why procrastination can be productive
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How to be a terrible customer
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- How To Be Good
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Valour can be brown
- How to be a good evil villain
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- how to be a friend
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- It can be cold in the dark
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- TV can be a good thing
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- How to be invisible
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Be cool in college
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- There can be only one
- How to be an asshole
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- How the Sun Came to Be
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Goops and How to be Them
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Look siad me Be like me
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
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