Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Hello - my name is Pseudo_Intellectual and I am more intelligent than you.""

• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• music means more than this
• More than dream?
• Much More than a Soup!
• more moxie than brains
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• More than he was willing to give
• no more bitter. i am full.
• More Than A Carpenter
• Some things are more important than sleep
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• More Real Than Reality
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• More than friends
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• More than meets the eye
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• When I am stronger than now
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• More Than You Bargained For
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• I am dumber than a rose
• HELLO my name is:
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• Now more than ever
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Men make more money than women
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• How to get more change than you deserve
• More Than Toast
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• More than a conqueror
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• More Than Human
• more than ashes
• my life is more than this
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• more dogs than bones
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• More than sight
• More than we bargained for
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
• So my dreams are more than real
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• There is more of me than you imagine
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• no more stupid, i am full
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• People smarter than I am.
• Hello, I am a rock
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Hello, My Name is Scrambled Eggs
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• I am uglier than you imagine
• More Human Than Human
• More evil than Satan himself
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Listening with more than your ears
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• more often than not
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Child support is more than just money
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• More than just a song
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• The Library Book
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Home surgery
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• old books can tell more than one story
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• all other times are better than 6 am
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Are some species more important than others?
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• You're more than welcome
• I have children; therefore I am better than you

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