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• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Music was better in the old days
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• Food was purer in the good old days
• There was a cold day
• The Day the World was about to End
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was Christian for a day
• The day I realized what being alive was
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was a father for a few days
• Upon the hills where day was done
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• Three Days Grace
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• The Worst Day of My Life
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• A day in the life of a single father
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• A Day in the Life of Glycerol and Potosi
• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• National Sanctity of Human Life Day
• Pity me not because the light of day
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This Is The First Day Of My Life
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• A day in the life of a freelance newspaper delivery girl
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• the good days are killing me too
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was a homeless bum
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Stoned music memories
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• A day in the life of a teenage space waitress
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The day I learned the subtle, yet important, difference between a vibrator and an ass-vibrator
• Home most days is a 7' x 9' box
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• A day in the life of a school nurse
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• This Was Your Life
• Charles Bridgeman
• A day in the life of a singing clerk
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• I was a witch in a past life
• Where Once Life Was
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• A Day in the Life
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The day Anubis hit on me
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• The Worst Day of Your Life
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• A day in the life of Everything, Kansas
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• The Best Day of my Life
• The day he gave me a lift
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• A day in the life of a baby
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• /but what was the question?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Day in the Life
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• A day in the life of a doorknob in a crack house.
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A day in the life of a County Court duty solicitor
• No one says anything important during the day
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.

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