Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""First of all, I don't write fantasy. I write stories that have important human themes.""

• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• You, standing
• dress the pretty lady, write the stories, design the poems
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
• Why aspiring novelists should write short stories
• How to Write a Generic Fantasy Novel
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Human After All
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• when all the white horses have broken free
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• A reason to drink
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• human rights for all (user)
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If at first you don't secede
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• The all night vigil, the oldest of human traditions
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Where have all the poets gone?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• All alone in the dark of the human heart
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• all error is human
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If at first you don't succeed
• Stoned music memories
• I don't remember all that much
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• All the fairies have gone
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• No, I don't have channel 11
• don't spend it all in one place
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't have any real problems
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We are all we have
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• write right wright rite
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Zen Theme for All! (document)
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Destroy All Humans!
• And All That Could Have Been
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• All I have left to lose
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• first impressions don't always count
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• So you don't have to
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is

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