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• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Once I saw a car chase that wasn't on the news
• license plate
• November 4, 1995
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Dutch license plates
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When I Was A Baby
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Where Once Life Was
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Leather-bound organizer
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• what once I was
• I was once young and had a home
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• I came, I saw and was undone
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Automobile License Plate Collectors Association
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was ten years old
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When I Was a Babe
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When touch was simple
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I was in a commercial once
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• every noder was once a normal human
• What to do when your car breaks down
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Once there was a way...
• Not what was said
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Love is stored in the memories of what once was
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• License Plates on The Simpsons
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When she was bad
• When I was young
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I Was a Lad
• I was promised flying cars
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I Was Cruel
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• When I Was a Boy
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was 9
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• New York City Subway Car Roster
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The new experimental New York City subway cars
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• There was once a Man
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• German license plates
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• I once was a clueless young noder
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Car New Used York (user)
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I was a nice guy once
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Finding air where matter once was
• I was adored once too
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• Once was enough
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Dude, Where's My Car?
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• When I said yes
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Was it something I said?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• What did you mean when you said...
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I saw Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, and Kanga at the New York Public Library
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• When I was your age
• three cop car barrier
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I was five
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it

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