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E.M. Forster
'em
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we just can't give 'em away!
beat em up
Kill 'em All
Nuke 'Em
They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
EMMS
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
Gotta Buy 'Em All
Em (user)
Give 'Em The Boot II
Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
Em/B
em dash
stick ‘em up
Gig 'em
How Aunt Em Conquered the Lion
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
Nikon EM
ems (user)
put 'em in the pit
emm (user)
Em/G
Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
Give 'em Enough Rope
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Up and at 'em
read 'em and weep
Ems Telegram
Emm Gryner
ems muscle
Aix Em Klemm
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
Give 'em the Boot
Pineapple Hold 'Em
Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
Hang 'em High
Phytophthora
That'll Teach 'Em
E.M.S Namboothiripad
E.M.S Namboodiripad
Hold 'em Poker
Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
emms (user)
Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
Toss 'em the dick
1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
Cut Holes And Sink 'Em
texas hold em
Em Gem (user)
The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
Smoke 'em while you got 'em
Hook 'em while they're young
put 'em on the glass
Sic 'em, Rex
Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
Whomp 'Em
Aaron Em (user)
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Monkey Em (user)
ripples in the EM field
she
The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
Still she cried, and still the world pursues
She said
he/she
She Walks in Beauty
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
She stopped and took a second look
She pulled the "I love you" on me
That's all she wrote
What She Said
She sells sea shells
She approached me with some vague line
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
She Who Is
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
Surah 58 She that Disputeth
Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
Murder She Wrote
She smiles in colors
She is why God is God.
She Moved Through The Fair
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
English As She Is Spoke
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
She Hangs Brightly
Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
She arose and said matter-of-factly
she turns and smiles, then walks away
She misses me
So then she said
(s)he
She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
I knew she wasn't faking
So happy she drools
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
God is a she
She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
How clear she shines
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
She thought about giving him her heart
Is she really going out with him?
what she kisses twice
She was locked in time
She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
She Is Suffering
she being Brand
The picture she drew in my notebook
A chorus of phones each time she calls
And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
Who am I to critique that which she is?
She has trouble acting normal
She said she loved me
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
She just sat there
Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
She told me I'd make a good Satan
Jennifer, is she your friend?
I don't like her because she won't like me
She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
The vacuum she left
She Loves You
Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
She Loves Me
She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
So she wet the bed
She said yes
She wears her failed relationships like a shield
She was steady
For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
How she saw the moon
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
She Smells of Lilacs
All That She Wants
She just looks at me
He says she says
That one makes me scream, she said
She flies with her own wings
It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
To a girl who thought she was moving away
She was very beautiful. Y'know?
She told me to say that
They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
She still has my Borges book
He and She
He and she are one
What the hell was she thinking?
she is not a servant to scattered branches
She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
She Sells Sanctuary
She makes my teeth naked
A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
She Sleeps
She is Overheard Singing
Why she stopped crying
She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame

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