Findings:

• What were you before you were anything at all?
• How we were, before you were
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• We're all Borf in the End
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• remember who you were before you came here
• We're all in this together
• and things we're all too young to know
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Were you here at all?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• We're all still very different
• We were the young lovers before despair
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• We're all such products
• In all that you never were
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• We're All Mad Here
• let's pretend we're all the same
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Before they were famous
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Who were you, before?
• How we were, before we were
• Before You Were Punk
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• We're shifting the paradigm
• the words were enough
• If the real world were like the internet
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• If All the World Were Paper
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• If This Were a Movie
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• when we were children
• If the Current Were to Call
• I wish I were close
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• read all instructions before beginning
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Those were the days
• "We're With Ditka"
• Behave as if there were a God
• Let's pretend we're married
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We're waiting for you to die
• when you were words
• If I were
• You were my plans tonight
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• We're, Where, Were
• When were the gospels written?
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• We're in this Together
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Of course, they were wrong
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• We're trying to have a baby
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• I was into them after they were hip
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• We're the Replacements
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• why we were chosen
• I'd elope if I were you
• this is it, we're going to die
• The place where you were undone
• As if either one of us were happy
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all guinea pigs
• It hurt when we were pruned
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Even if we're not together
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• We've heard it all before
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• as all mortal things wither before the infinite
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• We're Only In It For The Money
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Once Were Warriors
• Wish You Were Here
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Were
• You Were on My Mind
• If my life were an arcade game
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• When We Were Kings
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We were supposed to fall
• RFC 602
• We were never really friends
• We're all doing just fine
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley

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