Findings:
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flameā¦
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- That is a thing that might have happened
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- I was raised by the French government
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I might have, once.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Are personal messages protected by copyright?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- What was stolen by someone else
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- What Might Have Been
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Saved by the Bell
- Chased by bears
- by
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Call by name
- Justification by faith
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- virgin by choice
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Owned by cat
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- case by case
- Zero divided by zero
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Sorrow of Parting
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Bird by Bird
- Paint by Numbers
- Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
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