Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• My knees will bend and ease into the quiet
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have to catch myself around you
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• My withdrawal into myself
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Ease Gill
• Using money to ease depression
• Heart's Ease
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• Frizz ease
• Flesch Reading Ease
• Ease of Movement
• my father, at ease.
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Plain of Ease
• An ease of form
• Ease Tours (user)
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?

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