This is a quote from the computer RPG Planescape Torment, in which an elderly NPC apparently mocks adventurers and role playing. I belive the whole quote is somthing like

"Do ye know where I can fin' the Girdle-o'-Swank Iron an' the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin' Lightnin-Out-Yer Bum?"

I belive this also somehow refers to Drizzt Do'Urden , his magic scimitars and also has somthing to with the Gauntlets of Ogre Power, Girdle of Hill Giant Strength, both of which are required to wield the Crom'Fayer (possibly spelled wrong)

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