Venkman

Cryptograms: /msg me if you care to solve any of them.

1. VKU MABEO HPXZF IXY RANJS XLUP T WTGD QXC.
Solved by: in10se, (your name here)

2. HUM PBOM FLABGQ JBRWCKY NEXT VEBZIDS.
Solved by: in10se, (your name here)

3. DIL UYVWPSA QFKC TYHMVRN XBZEFG OBJ, CEVWPA ZFGCFEQG.
Solved by: Stasik, (your name here)

4. BY JOBS WRIVE HOND WILDE IT CD THRIVE VRSU OUR HOND ADDS TONDE.
Solved by: TenMinJoe, (your name here)

5. FROM TV JAG HECK PEND BAWDY SEXUAL QUIZ.
Solved by: (your name here)

There once was a man from Sherwood
Whose limericks weren't very good.
When asked why this was
He answered, "Because
Every time I ever wrote a limerick, I tried to cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly could."

A girl I met on Tinder wrote a surprisingly accurate haiku about me within our first few minutes of talking.  I treasure it.

Your name is Justin.
You seem like a real asshole.
But in a hot way.

Funny stories:

• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Don't take candy from strangers

Butterfinger McFlurry

(thing) by donfreenut (6.9 min) Mon Mar 12 2001 at 13:26:40


Yo, homebody - this shit be a McDonald's food-like product all up in this place. EZ say HO!


If you don't like this type of flurry, you are a nasty euphemism for female genitalia. SUCK IT

Serving Size (g): 348       Amount Per Serving          % RDA
Calories:                      620
Calories from Fat:             190 
Total Fat (g):                 22                         33%
Saturated Fat (g):             14                         69% 
Cholesterol (mg):              70                         23%
Sodium (mg):                   260                        11%

I'M HEAD NIGGA OF DA MCFLURRY KREW

Carbohydrates (g):             90                         30%
Dietary Fiber (g):             

THIS NODE HAS BEEN HAX0RED BY CRUX WHO IS 1337 AND DONFREENUT CAN'T FORMAT AT ALL


I AM REEL BIG FAN OF CHILI CHIPS AND YOGURT ENEMAS LONG LIVE MY DICK!


EZ say all tha niggas in the house Flur-RY


McFlurrys be tha macdaddiest, pimpin'est liquid in a cup this side of Abe Vigoda's urine


Rep: -53 ( +563 / -615 )


C! info: 147 C!s given by: Gamaliel, Crux, Orange Julius, jessicapierce, Cow Of Doom, Mr. Hotel, jaubertmoniker, WonkoDSane, GangstaFeelsGood, Infinity, icicle, Randofu, taschenrechner, Mitchevious, Footprints, Eraser_, achan, flamingweasel, ccunning, getzburg, Devon, vectormane, hramyaegr, piq, Infinite Burn, discofever, creases, mofaha, QXZ, WickerNipple, stewacide, dg, czeano, Fruan, ariels, Senso, cahla, amnesiac, Magus, agoodmixture, karfung, witchiepoo, CapnTrippy, thefez, JohnnyGoodyear, Aresds, Byzantine, Lunarloki, tandex, Quizro, dann, holliman, TheBooBooKitty, CzarKhan, sfc, zot-fot-piq, The Custodian, bol, Derfel, Walter, mkb, jethro bodine, haze, StrawberryFrog, Great Neb, JediBix783, Ryouga, Chris-O, Indra363, hamster bong, Morgon77, MacArthur Parker, Hexter, wish23x, lagrange, Jet-Poop, Frisina, hodgepodge, TAFKAH, futurebird, hectorthebat, DaVinciLe0, Lady_Day, kthejoker, Starke, Freddo, LaylaLeigh, tregoweth, No Springs, izubachi, Tlachtga, Lennon, stupot, XWiz, sekicho, allseeingeye, caknuck, Jack, BrooksMarlin, Ikura, Dreamvirus, arieh, briglass, BrianShader, Void_Ptr, Zach, atriumjake, ReiToei, PopeHypocriteIII, ameriwire, artman2003, Jallak, renderer, benjya, darl, Andrew Aguecheek, Myrkabah, Toxick, TanisNikana, cabin fever, craze, Heisenberg, Major General Panic, GentlemanJim, randombit, Razhumikin, Matthew, andersa, pylon, VAG, waverider37, dichotomyboi, Andromache01, Rancid_Pickle, Augustine, Whiskeydaemon, kozmund, GhettoAardvark, Swap, cantdance, maxClimb, sangsoo, Rapscallion, microlith, Augusta, call (marked for destruction)




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