Orgasmatron's New Writeupshttp://everything2.com/?node=New%20Writeups%20Atom%20Feed&foruser=Orgasmatron2003-02-11T19:18:44Zstinky (person)http://everything2.com/user/Orgasmatron/writeups/stinkyOrgasmatronhttp://everything2.com/user/Orgasmatron2003-02-11T19:18:44Z2003-02-11T19:18:44ZAh, the memories. Back in high school, the people I hung out with were pretty close to the bottom of the social ladder. That sounds like a bad thing, but for a long time, those years were the highlight of my life. I had all kinds of friends and incredible teachers. My closest friends and I were <a href="/title/hardcore+nerds">hardcore nerds</a> who spent our time doing karate, playing video games, exploring <a href="/title/USENET">USENET</a>, and running politically incorrect yet very hilarious characters in roleplaying games like <a href="/title/Cyberpunk">Cyberpunk</a>, <a href="/title/Call+of+Cthulhu">Call of Cthulhu</a>, and <a href="/title/Dungeons+and+Dragons">Dungeons and Dragons</a>. Things were pretty good one step from the bottom.
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Stinky, on the other hand, was on the bottom.
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Stinky had earned his name by <a href="/title/Not+Smelling+Good">Not Smelling Good</a> (in a similar fashion, <a href="/title/Skittle">Skittle</a> had earned his by wearing a brightly colored shirt to school one day in grade five or so, <a href="/title/Woody">Woody</a> had earned his by getting an erection in sweatpants while reading poetry in front of the class, and <a href="/title/Shovelface">Shovelface</a> by being so ugly you wanted to smack him with a shovel just for breathing<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>…Can I masturbate too much? (idea)http://everything2.com/user/Orgasmatron/writeups/Can+I+masturbate+too+much%253FOrgasmatronhttp://everything2.com/user/Orgasmatron2001-02-24T18:43:23Z2001-02-24T18:43:23ZNo, you can't <a href="/title/masturbate+too+much">masturbate too much</a>. But if you are male, some theorize that you can <a href="/title/cum+too+often">cum too often</a>. All jokes about <a href="/title/conserving+precious+bodily+fluids">conserving precious bodily fluids</a> aside, it takes a hell of a lot of energy to replace lost sperm and semen. That energy is better spent doing more important things, like keeping you healthy, getting things done, and having sex.
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<a href="/title/Mantak+Chia">Mantak Chia</a> and <a href="/title/Douglas+Abrams">Douglas Abrams</a> expound in detail on the unhealthy association between sexual pleasure and ejaculation in <a href="/title/The+Multi-orgasmic+man">The Multi-orgasmic man</a>. Their argument is that men will be healthier and enjoy sexual activities more if they can learn to enjoy the journey more than the final destination, so to speak. For what it's worth, I read their book. Following through on the ideas and exercises presented therein vastly improved my sex life.
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So to summarize, I don't really have anything to say to women who ask this question. For the men, masturbate as often as you like, but masturbate to orgasm at most once or twice a day.<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>Lydia Lunch (person)http://everything2.com/user/Orgasmatron/writeups/Lydia+LunchOrgasmatronhttp://everything2.com/user/Orgasmatron2001-01-12T18:01:58Z2001-01-12T18:01:58Z"<a href="/title/And+the+less+you+think%252C+the+more+they+like+you">And the less you think, the more they like you</a>.<br>
And <a href="/title/the+more+they+like+you%252C+the+more+I+hate+you">the more they like you, the more I hate you</a>."
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(from <a href="/title/Oral+Fixation">Oral Fixation</a>)
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I first heard Lydia Lunch doing vocals with the <a href="/title/Foetus+Symphony+Orchestra">Foetus Symphony Orchestra</a> back when I was in University. I found her interesting enough to pick up more of her stuff, and soon started noticing her all over the place. Most of the time she appears in samples taken from her spoken word, but sometimes she'll show up in less ... conventional ways. For example, various industrial celebrities have their way with her in one of <a href="/title/Richard+Kern">Richard Kern</a>'s films. Be forewarned that her stuff is very, very heavy going - I've had friends angrily make me turn her off. Nonetheless, I recommend that everyone hear her at least once, if only to experience art coming from such a dark, dark place.
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Recommended listening:
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<li><a href="/title/Oral+Fixation">Oral Fixation</a>
<li><a href="/title/Stinkfist">Stinkfist</a> (with <a href="/title/Thurston+Moore">Thurston Moore</a>)</li>
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