Mental's New Writeupshttp://everything2.com/?node=New%20Writeups%20Atom%20Feed&foruser=Mental2001-06-05T19:41:29Z1975 Lincoln Continental Towncar (thing)http://everything2.com/user/Mental/writeups/1975+Lincoln+Continental+TowncarMentalhttp://everything2.com/user/Mental2001-06-05T19:41:29Z2001-06-05T19:41:29Z<p>Muscle car at its finest. This bad boy will save you time driving since anyone looking in their rearview mirror will <a href="/title/shit+their+pants">shit their pants</a> from the <a href="/title/pure+terror">pure terror</a> that this car reeks of. Not only does is look gerat on the outside (even though <a href="/title/sl0throp">sl0throp</a> stated that <a href="/title/Lincoln">Lincoln</a>s from the 70s were ugly while doing a <a href="/title/hobby+that+costs+more+than+drugs">hobby that costs more than drugs</a>). The inside is comparable to a one room apartment, a small family could live inside if needed. The downside is that this car chugs <a href="/title/gas">gas</a> like a newborn baby on a mothers <a href="/title/breast">breast</a>. The grille on this year is not a good looking as the 1978 <a href="/title/Lincoln">Lincoln</a> Continental Towncar.</p>