CeramicPig's New Writeupshttp://everything2.com/?node=New%20Writeups%20Atom%20Feed&foruser=CeramicPig2000-11-05T21:59:38Zsorry ass (thing)http://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig/writeups/sorry+assCeramicPighttp://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig2000-11-05T21:59:38Z2000-11-05T21:59:38Z<p>The <a href="/title/term">term</a> used to denote an <a href="/title/ass">ass</a> that has undergone a certain amount of <a href="/title/whipping">whipping</a>, <a href="/title/kicking">kicking</a>, <a href="/title/embarassment">embarassment</a>, or <a href="/title/humiliation">humiliation</a>. Sometimes used as a <a href="/title/derogatory">derogatory</a> for whoever owns said <a href="/title/ass">ass</a>.
<p><a href="/title/Usage+examples">Usage examples</a>:
<br> "Get your sorry ass out of here!"
<br><b><a href="/title/Translation">Translation</a>:</b> I think little of you, so leave!
<br> "I dragged my sorry ass out of there."
<br><b>Translation:</b> I felt like a moron, so I beat a hasty retreat.
<br> "I pity your sorry ass."
<br><b>Translation:</b> I pity you, you worthless being.
<p><a href="/title/Poor+usage+examples">Poor usage examples</a>:
<br> "I will make your ass sorry!"
<br> "Your ass is so sorry that I laugh! Ha ha!"
<br> "I have sorried your ass, it is now sorry."
<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>Captain Vegetable (person)http://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig/writeups/Captain+VegetableCeramicPighttp://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig2000-10-27T02:17:19Z2000-10-27T02:17:19Z<p>An <a href="/title/infamous">infamous</a> and <a href="/title/entirely">entirely</a> <a href="/title/underused">underused</a> <a href="/title/character">character</a> that made his <a href="/title/debut">debut</a>, had his short <a href="/title/career">career</a>, and made his <a href="/title/finale+performance">finale performance</a> all in one <a href="/title/short">short</a> <a href="/title/segment">segment</a> on <a href="/title/Sesame+Street">Sesame Street</a>. Such is <a href="/title/show-biz">show-biz</a>. <a href="/title/Champion">Champion</a> of natural <a href="/title/fruits">fruits</a> and <a href="/title/vegetables">vegetables</a>, he showed <a href="/title/children">children</a> everywhere that eating <a href="/title/vegetables">vegetables</a> was not only good for you, but you also got to sing a <a href="/title/groovy+song">groovy song</a>! (<a href="/title/see+below">see below</a>)
<p>Unfortunately, <a href="/title/the+good+Captain">the good Captain</a> was plagued with <a href="/title/controversy">controversy</a> and <a href="/title/misunderstanding">misunderstanding</a>. Actually, he just looked like a <a href="/title/large">large</a>, <a href="/title/freakish">freakish</a> <a href="/title/purple">purple</a> <a href="/title/rabbit">rabbit</a> in a stupid <a href="/title/superhero+suit">superhero suit</a> (which I believe was <a href="/title/green">green</a>). In one hand was <a href="/title/glue">glue</a>d a <a href="/title/carrot">carrot</a>, and in the other, a stalk of <a href="/title/celery">celery</a>, in typical <a href="/title/muppet">muppet</a> fashion. He had a <a href="/title/deep">deep</a>, <a href="/title/husky">husky</a>, <a href="/title/manly">manly</a> voice. This voice would have made him <a href="/title/ruggedly">ruggedly</a> <a href="/title/handsome">handsome</a> in any other <a href="/title/body">body</a>, but alas, it would not be so for our poor <a href="/title/hero">hero</a>. Instead, it made him rather <a href="/title/goofy">goofy</a>.
<p>All in all, I can say that <a href="/title/Captain+Vegetable">Captain Vegetable</a> had a <a href="/title/huge+impact">huge impact</a> on my <a href="/title/childhood">childhood</a>. For the<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>…Shakespeare Did It Syndrome (idea)http://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig/writeups/Shakespeare+Did+It+SyndromeCeramicPighttp://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig2000-10-24T14:27:55Z2000-10-24T14:27:55Z<p><a href="/title/Shakespeare+Did+It+Syndrome">Shakespeare Did It Syndrome</a> (or SDIS) is the <a href="/title/unfortunate">unfortunate</a> <a href="/title/misconception">misconception</a> that some <a href="/title/people">people</a> seem to have that <a href="/title/William+Shakespeare">William Shakespeare</a> was and is a <a href="/title/god">god</a>.
<p>This <a href="/title/odd+condition">odd condition</a> is <a href="/title/manifest">manifest</a>ed when a <a href="/title/person">person</a> decides to <a href="/title/defend">defend</a> something on the <a href="/title/merit">merit</a> of <a href="/title/Shakespeare%2527s+name">Shakespeare's name</a>. This <a href="/title/occurs">occurs</a> in a few <a href="/title/different">different</a> <a href="/title/form">form</a>s:
<p>1) <a href="/title/Perhaps">Perhaps</a> you've <a href="/title/heard">heard</a> or <a href="/title/seen">seen</a> <a href="/title/people">people</a> <a href="/title/defend">defend</a>ing every <a href="/title/single">single</a> <a href="/title/piece+of+work">piece of work</a> that <a href="/title/Shakespeare">Shakespeare</a> ever <a href="/title/wrote">wrote</a>, claiming that he was a <a href="/title/genius">genius</a> and that all of his works contain <a href="/title/exemplary">exemplary</a> <a href="/title/language">language</a> and <a href="/title/plot">plot</a> and <a href="/title/characters">characters</a> and <a href="/title/etc.">etc.</a> This is <a href="/title/simply">simply</a> not the <a href="/title/case">case</a>, and an <a href="/title/unfair">unfair</a> <a href="/title/assumption">assumption</a> to <a href="/title/boot">boot</a>. We should <a href="/title/allow">allow</a> that <a href="/title/everyone">everyone</a>, even a <a href="/title/literary">literary</a> <a href="/title/master">master</a>, has some <a href="/title/bad+day">bad day</a>s. Said <a href="/title/literary+master">literary master</a> might even <a href="/title/happen">happen</a> to <a href="/title/write">write</a> on some of <a href="/title/those+days">those days</a>.
<p>2) The <a href="/title/second">second</a> form of SDIS is more far-reaching; the <a href="/title/person">person</a> who defends a piece of <a href="/title/literary+work">literary work</a> on the <a href="/title/basis">basis</a> that it contains <a href="/title/method">method</a>s and <a href="/title/style">style</a>s used by <a href="/title/Shakespeare">Shakespeare</a>. Don't<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>…lobsterbot (thing)http://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig/writeups/lobsterbotCeramicPighttp://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig2000-10-18T01:00:18Z2000-10-18T01:00:18Z<p>A <a href="/title/large">large</a> <a href="/title/red">red</a> <a href="/title/robot">robot</a>, that can easily be <a href="/title/mistaken">mistaken</a> for a <a href="/title/lobster">lobster</a>. It has a <a href="/title/waterproof+shell">waterproof shell</a>, and <a href="/title/sports">sports</a> several <a href="/title/data+gathering+devices">data gathering devices</a>. Although at first this <a href="/title/robot">robot</a> might seem as if its <a href="/title/primary+use">primary use</a> is <a href="/title/science">science</a>, one quickly becomes <a href="/title/aware">aware</a> of its <a href="/title/other+use">other use</a>. It sports several <a href="/title/water-to-water+torpedoes">water-to-water torpedoes</a>, the <a href="/title/launchers">launchers</a> located inside the <a href="/title/tail">tail</a>. It also has several <a href="/title/eye-mounted+lasers">eye-mounted lasers</a>, which often mean <a href="/title/instantaneous">instantaneous</a> and <a href="/title/lightly+browned+death">lightly browned death</a> for anyone that <a href="/title/anger">anger</a>s the <a href="/title/robot">robot</a>.
<p>The <a href="/title/lobsterbot">lobsterbot</a> was one of the primary <a href="/title/antagonist">antagonist</a>s of <a href="/title/%2522Jesus+Christ-Super+Robot%2522">"Jesus Christ-Super Robot"</a>, during the <a href="/title/third">third</a> and <a href="/title/fourth">fourth</a> <a href="/title/acts">acts</a>.
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<p>The <a href="/title/lobsterbot">lobsterbot</a> is also a <a href="/title/nickname">nickname</a> for an <a href="/title/in-development">in-development</a> <a href="/title/artificial+intelligence">artificial intelligence</a>. The <a href="/title/AI">AI</a> has had several different <a href="/title/name">name</a>s, such as <a href="/title/Sashka">Sashka</a>, <a href="/title/Version">Version</a> <a href="/title/Fuck.3">Fuck.3</a>, <a href="/title/Stupidbeing">Stupidbeing</a>, <a href="/title/Intelligence+18">Intelligence 18</a> and <a href="/title/WATDI">WATDI</a> (or, We're Almost There, Damn It).
<p>The <a href="/title/lobsterbot">lobsterbot</a> has the ability to <a href="/title/clone">clone</a> its <a href="/title/program">program</a> into a <a href="/title/bot">bot</a>-like <a href="/title/script">script</a> for use on <a href="/title/IRC">IRC</a> channels.<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>…waking up at school (idea)http://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig/writeups/waking+up+at+schoolCeramicPighttp://everything2.com/user/CeramicPig2000-10-09T21:38:37Z2000-10-09T21:38:37Z<p>Of all the <a href="/title/places+I%2527ve+ever+woken+up">places I've ever woken up</a>, I'd have to say that <a href="/title/school">school</a> would be the <a href="/title/worst">worst</a>.
<p>Every <a href="/title/period+of+sleep">period of sleep</a> for me is generally followed by <a href="/title/a+few+brief+moments">a few brief moments</a> of <a href="/title/not+knowing+where+the+hell+I+am">not knowing where the hell I am</a>, or <a href="/title/why+I%2527m+there">why I'm there</a>. <a href="/title/Familiar+places">Familiar places</a>, such as <a href="/title/my+own+bed">my own bed</a> or <a href="/title/my+girlfriend%2527s+basement">my girlfriend's basement</a>, are quickly <a href="/title/assimilated">assimilated</a> into the <a href="/title/brain">brain</a>, and the <a href="/title/waking+mind">waking mind</a> soon <a href="/title/understand">understand</a>s and <a href="/title/remember">remember</a>s what's going on. Even slightly less <a href="/title/familiar">familiar</a> places, such as <a href="/title/a+friend%2527s+house">a friend's house</a>, where you've spent a total of <a href="/title/six+hours">six hours</a>, all in one go, are not so <a href="/title/hard+on+the+head">hard on the head</a>. One generally remembers <a href="/title/why+one+is+there">why one is there</a>, or at least <a href="/title/falling+asleep">falling asleep</a> there.
<p>However, this was not the case, that <a href="/title/fateful+day">fateful day</a>. I had not gotten much <a href="/title/sleep">sleep</a> <a href="/title/the+night+before">the night before</a>. <a href="/title/I+rarely+do">I rarely do</a>. Anyway, the <a href="/title/swaying+and+rocking+motion">swaying and rocking motion</a> of my <a href="/title/school+bus">school bus</a> soon <a href="/title/lulled+me+into+a+stupor">lulled me into a stupor</a>, and I was having <a href="/title/problems+keeping+my+eyes+open">problems keeping my eyes open</a>. <a href="/title/Screaming+in+my+head">Screaming in my head</a> that I must <a href="/title/stay+awake">stay awake</a>, that<!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p><!-- close unclosed tag --></p>…