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Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino? 2017-09-29 02:30:26
Binary gender fallacy 2017-09-24 18:52:56
revisionist history 2017-09-13 19:24:53
I've built a lot of blazing speed of light machines 2017-08-26 15:27:31
August 8, 2017 2017-08-08 17:28:30
2017 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2017-04-27 18:25:55
March 2, 2017 2017-03-07 14:43:41
An Incomplete List of Untrue Facts 2017-01-27 03:35:04
Snell's law 2017-01-10 19:50:56
Rule Against Perpetuities 2016-11-18 06:29:22
2016 United States Presidential Election 2016-11-11 23:17:56
E2 Annex 2016-08-05 01:06:18
Bob Ross 2016-06-09 15:48:49
Watchmen 2016-05-29 02:21:54
Aimee Semple McPherson 2016-05-23 11:50:10
Gravity Falls 2016-05-16 17:05:01
Basic self-defence techniques for women 2016-05-05 21:12:19
The screams grow in green ice 2016-02-27 15:04:07
The German textbook that was written by Morrissey 2016-02-23 20:17:35
dying in New Jersey 2016-02-06 06:36:29
Burger King 2016-02-04 19:52:06
9/11 Conspiracy Theories 2015-12-16 20:47:55
Plata Yvyguy 2015-09-28 14:54:40
Roy Orbison in Clingfilm 2015-09-04 02:19:17
It's grim up north 2015-08-22 18:37:36
fear 2015-06-22 11:40:00
2015 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2015-06-16 04:30:39
Suicide 2015-06-03 20:30:14
The yellow face, it burns us! 2015-05-18 18:45:20
The New Jews (An Intensely Personal Discussion) 2015-05-18 18:23:57
I still find strands of her hair in bed 2015-04-27 17:55:47
Geisha 2015-04-24 07:03:03
Ford Prefect vs Prosser 2015-03-11 20:58:34
Six short poems written on six cold days 2015-02-25 17:26:17
Good reasons not to wear make-up 2015-02-19 12:40:58
Nothing 2015-02-12 02:52:20
Nonce 2015-02-01 00:11:56
bullying 2015-01-25 14:03:25
Road rage 2015-01-22 14:56:22
A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars 2015-01-22 14:34:37
Salman Rushdie 2015-01-07 22:24:20
Asterism 2015-01-03 00:02:17
Pearl 2014-12-30 17:38:38
IKEA 2014-12-16 18:00:19
flail 2014-11-30 07:09:16
Welcome to role playing game 2014-11-29 05:35:15
Vega 2014-11-27 00:53:40
The muse is a wicked creature 2014-11-07 08:39:53
Ninja Gaiden 2014-11-04 17:27:12
Clay 2014-11-04 14:32:07
condom 2014-10-27 04:39:30
Glioblastoma 2014-10-23 12:34:12
Miles Davis 2014-10-17 14:06:57
My Photoshoot with a Porn Star 2014-10-06 12:49:09
This Is Not a Place of Honor 2014-10-04 18:03:32
Happy Hacking Keyboard 2014-09-17 14:35:02
A Farewell to Legal Aid 2014-09-05 23:23:12
My personal waking nightmare of 12 and 13: the horrible death of a marriage 2014-09-05 19:20:56
Let Yellow = Fun 2014-08-28 13:36:36
Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit 2014-08-27 20:58:33
(in the mist) 2014-08-18 00:20:08
Beautiful Shipwrecks and The Crags of Point Reyes 2014-07-30 19:54:34
Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly 2014-07-23 01:33:43
I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out. 2014-07-17 01:09:58
Fifteen minutes 'til Kyrie 2014-06-06 06:26:16
DSM-V-TR criteria for Diagnosis of Opioid Use Disorders 2014-06-04 22:32:03
I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me. 2014-06-04 03:23:20
Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION? 2014-06-02 03:43:54
2014 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2014-05-22 19:13:14
Tremolo 2014-05-18 18:52:28
One Got Fat 2014-04-16 15:00:26
Safe Surrender Site 2014-04-07 22:35:36
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened 2014-03-23 23:21:39
The Beatles (The White Album) 2014-02-19 19:00:37
Song of Ceber 0: Explanatory Notes 2014-02-03 23:49:10
Song of Ceber 36: Afterword 2014-01-26 18:10:43
The Consolation of Philosophy 2014-01-22 02:18:12
Fifteen words about love 2014-01-07 20:07:20
Folsom Prison Blues 2013-11-17 13:43:47
Is this poetry or crap? 2013-11-14 06:27:08
Rob Ford 2013-11-07 11:07:13
vanilla extract 2013-11-06 02:53:15
YYZ 2013-11-05 12:03:09
cognitive dissonance 2013-11-03 00:55:47
cunnilingus 2013-10-31 12:28:14
Emma 2013-10-29 11:58:16
Some things dannye taught me without trying 2013-10-24 15:02:29
October 23, 2013 2013-10-24 12:11:38
dannye 2013-10-23 21:24:20
Gravity 2013-10-08 22:58:44
Watchdog timer 2013-09-25 01:50:20
Civil Disobedience 2013-09-17 00:00:55
"Manos" the Hands of Fate 2013-07-02 15:21:53
May 27, 2013 2013-05-27 21:11:20
Ouroboros 2013-05-16 12:44:28
Andy Kaufman 2013-05-14 18:23:27
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 2013-05-09 15:17:06
I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City 2013-04-30 12:22:06
The Incredible Hulk 2013-03-08 15:13:12
Stompin' Tom Connors 2013-03-08 01:13:21
Top Thrill Dragster 2013-01-26 00:30:00
Tuna salad 2013-01-25 23:46:50
priest hole 2013-01-20 14:33:47
Verrazano Narrows Bridge 2013-01-18 17:12:50
Scrabble 2012-12-27 17:59:48
Mother Teresa 2012-12-27 15:43:34
The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies 2012-12-14 08:59:23
Patrick Moore 2012-12-12 15:54:15
racism 2012-12-11 15:45:14
Burma-Shave 2012-12-03 20:32:37
Alpha male 2012-12-03 11:18:21
garlic 2012-11-27 00:05:12
vinegar 2012-11-24 13:25:49
Run like you are six 2012-11-15 13:55:31
Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen 2012-11-08 21:40:50
methane 2012-11-06 14:37:11
The Garden of Earthly Delights 2012-11-05 14:56:37
Innocence of Muslims 2012-10-22 15:15:42
La vache! The strange fixation on cows by the French 2012-09-25 18:49:49
90% of people think they are of above average intelligence 2012-09-17 05:46:19
Parmenides' fallacy 2012-09-10 01:49:27
Sandy Denny 2012-08-27 15:22:53
Gender Identity Disorder 2012-08-24 23:34:56
Jet lag 2012-08-13 14:13:50
I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much 2012-08-05 04:03:20
Mole 2012-07-31 05:44:00
Glioblastoma 2012-07-23 02:05:34
turkey vulture 2012-07-22 13:47:20
Magneto 2012-07-07 18:43:33
foie gras 2012-06-19 16:22:16
A Yorkshireman's Guide to The Fellowship o' the Ring 2012-06-13 17:41:02
2012 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2012-06-12 17:16:05
Cold hands, warm hearts. Handfasting in London, wertperch and grundoon together. 2012-05-31 17:09:08
Detroit, Michigan 2012-05-22 14:41:45
Superstition 2012-04-13 13:57:08
March 30, 2012 2012-04-01 16:20:51
Brussels sprouts 2012-03-08 15:13:07
gold standard 2012-03-06 06:20:28
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? 2012-02-16 19:30:54
Egg-cup 2012-02-08 22:13:15
bitter melon 2012-02-07 22:40:56
How far can an animal fall and survive? 2012-02-05 15:47:06
William Shatner 2012-02-03 19:34:39
The Onion 2012-01-20 17:22:01
Quantum teleportation 2012-01-18 05:54:27
telomere 2012-01-18 00:47:28
Myxomatosis 2012-01-14 06:16:07
Under the Sea 2012-01-14 03:34:57
Womens Flat Track Roller Derby Association 2012-01-08 18:11:04
Martin Luther 2011-12-14 14:51:26
Marjan the lion 2011-12-07 04:17:12
Iron Noder 2011: The Results 2011-12-05 12:09:26
Notes from the Long Dark 2011-11-22 02:16:21
chipotle 2011-11-20 23:44:28
How I invented the best way to trim toenails 2011-11-20 17:50:20
red panda 2011-11-19 22:19:23
Welcome To Baghdad 2011-11-17 17:17:44
Japanese names 2011-11-17 00:04:24
comma 2011-11-10 22:25:46
Almond milk 2011-11-03 13:34:44
On she went. The woods were deep and still. 2011-10-25 19:39:56
Trap. Dominate. Fuck. 2011-10-13 03:39:55
Don't terraform Mars, terraform the Sahara 2011-09-30 03:42:55
So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies? 2011-09-20 18:02:37
And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing 2011-09-19 01:32:18
Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians 2011-09-19 01:22:02
I dream that I walk with her 2011-08-22 01:26:42
Grievous Angel 2011-08-21 14:45:06
2011 London riots 2011-08-09 16:37:35
Spray Paint Guardians 2011-08-08 11:55:04
Louis Slotin Sonata 2011-08-04 12:31:51
Great Migration 2011-08-01 02:43:18
Japanese children, ages 7 to 12 2011-07-23 01:26:10
The marsh goblin and the lady of the lee 2011-07-22 16:24:43
Funky Drummer 2011-06-21 02:47:45
BOINC 2011-06-20 21:18:04
halloumi 2011-06-01 11:37:38
Synchronicity 2011-05-30 15:41:47
Enemy at the Gates 2011-05-23 10:05:20
Emergency Landing (winter) 2011-05-20 01:54:28
The Recline of Western Civilization 2011-05-18 17:08:48
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 2011-03-22 04:37:11
Transilvanian Hunger 2011-01-24 22:05:40
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here 2011-01-24 03:56:24
Why I love Everything2 2011-01-24 02:49:10
World War I 2010-12-24 03:56:20
III Sides To Every Story 2010-12-17 01:38:49
Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide 2010-12-11 01:22:56
Australian feral camel 2010-12-04 16:49:20
Antikythera mechanism 2010-12-03 15:31:39
Tortilla 2010-12-01 17:15:33
EDA 2010-11-22 15:19:16
Tell me a story about cranes 2010-11-18 14:32:41
Diet of Worms 2010-11-17 20:38:46
Response to a metastatic cancer patient 2010-10-29 22:51:38
Bushwhacking 2010-10-17 14:59:22
To the ghosts of the USS Cole 2010-10-12 15:43:14
Possession 2010-10-12 03:02:59
eulogy for a cat 2010-09-29 01:58:00
Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack. 2010-09-29 00:54:53
September 9, 2010 2010-09-09 10:50:34
Everything2 is not Wikipedia 2010-09-09 01:35:00
Devil Bunny Needs a Ham 2010-09-07 20:10:34
Briefcase Full of Souls - Part II 2010-08-24 02:12:03
Briefcase Full of Souls - Part I 2010-08-20 14:33:33
Emily. Emily. Emily. Delete. 2010-08-16 14:57:05
Left with his secrets, his picture and silence 2010-08-13 20:46:13
Horseshoe crab 2010-08-05 12:33:44
Bacon 2010-08-03 01:51:45
emotional abuse 2010-07-29 15:16:56
Screw this geek culture 2010-07-17 14:04:17
And as he sang the world began to fall apart 2010-07-02 20:22:46
Grow right out of your own body 2010-07-02 20:21:15
Soup, of the green variety 2010-07-01 18:26:12
Shub-Internet 2010-06-24 06:22:40
Cannabis, dangerous? Lies and slander! 2010-05-29 18:17:04
Schrödinger's Girlfriend 2010-05-21 21:18:01
turnover 2010-05-19 11:38:25
Fenugreek 2010-05-09 13:34:25
American cheese 2010-03-05 03:52:06
March 2, 2010 2010-03-03 05:53:50
Avatar 2010-02-24 16:21:48
How to pronounce an English "R" 2010-02-24 02:27:12
oral tradition 2010-02-17 18:44:15
shipping forecast 2010-02-15 22:31:34
Tom 2010-02-06 02:30:02
Gwen Araujo 2010-02-04 08:08:40
I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me 2010-02-01 12:10:41
Romanesco broccoli 2010-01-31 12:12:53
Graham's Number 2010-01-30 20:42:29
Able Archer 83 2010-01-29 20:38:07
Jabberwocky Translations 2010-01-29 00:22:58
Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky 2010-01-20 06:36:41
that old Philip Glass knock knock joke 2010-01-04 15:46:02
Last Ergs 2009-12-29 22:05:00
Green Chartreuse 2009-12-26 22:01:18
menstrual cycle 2009-12-23 23:20:20
Fiona Apple 2009-12-23 22:02:43
Dexter 2009-12-21 19:03:31
Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory 2009-12-16 19:15:52