by kick me

Which fish would you pull live out of a nearby water source and slap someone to death with?

Flounder  3  7.32%
Eel  4  9.76%
Salmon  5  12.20%
Sardine  2  4.88%
Seahorse  2  4.88%
Trout  9  21.95%
Lobster  2  4.88%
Fugu  1  2.44%
Mackerel  3  7.32%
Stingray  0  0.00%
Shark  1  2.44%
Sperm whale  1  2.44%
None of the above  8  19.51%
Total  41  100.00%