"Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble."
--John Shaft




begin : Pink Martini - Lullaby (UNKLE Outro Intro)
02:00 : Mogwai - Superheroes of BMX (Cuban Welterweight Contending)
09:27 : Love and Rockets - Haunted When the Minutes Drag
17:09 : Massive Attack - Spying Glass
21:52 : The The - Armageddon Days Are Here (Again)
27:05 : Siouxsie and the Banshees - Cities in Dust
30:20 : Red House Painters - Follow You, Follow Me
34:37 : Nick Drake - Poor Boy
40:39 : R.E.M. - Monty Got a Raw Deal (Monty makes a break)
42:55 : Radiohead - The Trickster
47:12 : Pop Will Eat Itself - Can U Dig It?
51:26 : Otis Redding - Satisfaction (satiatistisfisfasfacfactactictiotion)
54:12 : New Order - Face Up
58:11 : The Stone Roses - Shoot You Down
61:26 : Yo La Tengo - Return to Hot Chicken
62:40 : Poster Children - Wide Awake
66:31 : UNKLE - Chaos (lullaby intro outro)
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  :   :     rude boy chi grub
  :  M:xed Euphoria
  :   :Colophon:
  :   : • Pants named Swankyville from a foot fetish ad
  :   : Tova found for him.
  :   : • So I suppose it's really Tova who named it.
  :   : • He kept the clipping in his wallet and pasted it on
  :   : our door the first day we moved in.
  :   : • We called it a curse when we realized one of us
  :   : was always single.
  :   : • Pants' CD player, the one in the living room, had a
  :   : peculiar alarm glitch.
  :   : • Sometimes we would be blessed at four in the
  :   : morning with Otis Redding's Satisfaction
  :   : or Jeff Buckley's Grace
  :   : or Tom Waits
  :   : or Psych Furs
  :   : or Stray Cats
  :   : or Moz.
  :   : • The day we looked at the apartment, Mitch and I
  :   : reconciled our girl and religion differences.
  :   : • Pants and I have yet to do that, I sometimes think.
  :   : • The weekend Pants moved out, I smartly went to a
  :   : Guided By Voices concert with Clark and Seth.
  :   : • It took us one month to air out Pants' room so
  :   : Sarah could move in.
  :   : • We drank Combustible Edisons at the
  :   : housewarming party, an affair with a
  :   : $300 alcohol bill.
  :   : • My girlfriend had so many she flashed her zebra
  :   : panties everywhere while I pawed her on the
  :   : couch.
  :   : • That night I held her as she cried into my shoulder
  :   : that she was drunk and the world would not let go
  :   : or even stop.
  :   : • Just make it stop, I told her.
  :   : • I can't, she sobbed. I can't.
  :   : • Why can't you? I honestly couldn't understand
  :   : how a person could be that fucked drunk.
  :   : • When I was sure she was asleep, I went outside
  :   : to watch Beck videos with Tova and Mitch.
  :   : • Pants openly hated Bokonon, for reasons I could
  :   : never discern.
  :   : • Maybe who he really hated was me and we were both too
  :   : wrapped up in the notion that we were friends to realize it.
  :   : • The housing manager once asked me to keep
  :   : Bokonon on a leash while I was outside with her.
  :   : From this I concluded she had never owned a cat.
  :   : • Most of the time, all three of us played our stereos
  :   : at once. I grew very fond of the new artists that
  :   : emerged.
  :   : • Like Massive Flaming Smiths.
  :   : • Or Swans of Psychedelic Grace.
  :   : • Mitch had one breakup. I had two. Pants and Sarah
  :   : maintained their miracles.
  :   : • At least until they moved out.
  :   : • We didn't need a view. We had music and scotch
  :   : and youth and beer and girls and jobs.
  :   : • Swankyville was our first and finest mistake.
  :   : • Sorry about the REM. Sometimes I can't resist
  :   : overtweaking.
  :   : • Within three days of his departure, Pants had
  :   : taken down the Swankyville sign. We still called it
  :   : Swankyville. It still feels like home.
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