May 5th Cinco de Mayo
May 7th Congratulations to Tom Rook, Zephronias, and Bitriot for winning BrevityQuest14!
May 10th Congratulations to Berek and tifrap for mastering the Homonym-verse contest!
May 11th Mother's Day
May 26th Oolong's Birthday!
May 26th Memorial Day
May 30th Inaugural Issue of E2 Magazine
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