April 1: April Fool's Day has been cancelled. Everyone just go home.
April 6: Happy birthday, borgo!
April 7: Happy birthday, Tem42!
April 12: Yuri's Night
April 22: It's Earth Day, fellow earthlings!
April 24: Happy birthday, Rancid_Pickle!
April 24: It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown!
SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End is coming May 1st!
If you have something to add to the monthly news, /msg Tem42.