Aaaaaaalright, folks, we're getting into
the gift-giving seasons now, and I'm going to give you my standard gift-giving advice. Are you ready? Here goes.
A good gift is never generic. It is always a demonstration of the fact that you have been paying attention to the goals and frustrations of the recipient.
Which is to say, it's hard to go wrong with a
job-related gift. If your sweetie is a
lumberjack, you can get them a new
chainsaw. If your sweetie is an
ice sculptor, you can get them a new chainsaw. If your sweetie is a
serial killer, you can get them a new chainsaw. If your sweetie is a
surgeon, you can get them...can you guess?
That's right! A new chainsaw! A chainsaw is SUCH a versatile gift. In fact, I think I'm wrong.
There is a good generic gift and it's a chainsaw. And honestly, who's going to object to such a thing, when you have it in your hands?
Well they won't be objecting long anyway. VRRM VRRM VRRM!