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Thu Jul 6 2006 at 16:02:36 (16 years ago )
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Thu Jun 23 2022 at 14:59:41 (5.4 days ago )
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Long ago in a galaxy far, far away was a green planet. Everything on this planet was green; the grass was green, the seas were green, even the eggs and ham were green! All was well on this green planet... or so the experts thought. In the country of Greenland in the town of Green Acres, a scientist was creating a monster. When the monster was fully created, it ate the scientist and took over the world. Soon the monster discovered that it could harness the power of the green, and thus traveled through time and space to our, Earth. There it dwelt and throughout the years remained undercover. It's patience for the right time to attack is dwindeling, and it's about to come out. The name of this monster? . . . zorgate!