Findings:
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- let me show you it
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Give me a break!
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- let me grow up
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- How to break a coconut
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How Gently We Break
- Let Your Heart Answer Yes
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to behave at a Japanese sword show
- How to show a sheep
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to break in a baseball glove
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- He taught me how to smoke
- How Do You Want Me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Comics Will Break Your Heart
- Let it out, break it down
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- learn how to keep your heart open in hell
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How to break into a car
- If the universe breaks my heart
- The power to break a heart
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to improve your break shot
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- You break my mind in a subtle way
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How could God let this happen?
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- My first comet
- Best way to a man's heart
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How crackers break copy protection
- Breaking down a door
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to break Laissez-Faire Capitalism
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- When you want me and how you want me
- Breaking in a new rifle barrel
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Let me feel that
- Let me set the record straight
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- Breaking a bank machine in 2 easy steps
- Deciding which heart to break next
- How to break a sauce
- Break me. I'm elated.
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- How the heart really works
- Break Me Shake Me
- the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- masturbation never breaks your heart
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- tell me what you have in your heart
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- how Wiener found his way home
- You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- she wants to kill and break hearts
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How We Hold Our Hearts
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- Only perfection can break your heart
- home is where the heart breaks
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How television car chases influenced me
- There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to break through the next locked door
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- you could break my heart
- I am trying to break your heart
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- How to set proper banmasks
- A private mirror to show you how beautiful you are
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
- This is what breaks my heart
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How equal temperament lets you transpose sampled chords
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
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