Throughout my
life, I have given this matter an awful lot of
thought. In fact, sometimes if I am unable to sleep at night or am stuck in a very long
queue or some such, I begin to think about such a request.
Now, I am a rather
law abiding citizen, I don't do any illegal
drugs, I don't drive an
automobile, I have no bad
temper, don't seem to feel
jealousy, don't have any strong
political beliefs/causes and don't steal. I don't even use
Napster/
Morpheus/
Kazaa for crying out loud, so the probability that I will be executed is basically
zero. A lot of these come from thinking along the lines of "
If I died without making love to another woman other than my girlfriend, I wouldn't care, but if I were to die without tasting
Foie Gras, I'd really
regret it".
I've looked at various
websites listing some people's last meal requests. The only thing that seems to be declined is
alcohol. In general, it seems a
prisoner does not need to pay for their final meals, but I could do so if required (eg to join
fight club one must have $300 of personal
burial money kept in your left
boot, one should also always keep aside $300 of last meal request money in your right
boot).
A lot of this thinking began when I watched a
Samo Hung movie where he was condemmed to death but had not committed a crime. A lof of the below he recieved (particularly the roast
pork/
ducks/
chickens).
The
assumption I am making is that I am death row due to some beaurocratic
mistake/
framing. If I were on death-row due to a crime I had actually committed or as a
prisoner of war, I'd like to believe that I'd take my punishment as a man and ask for
bread and water, with a smuggled
cigarette for luck and to be shot without a
blindfold. However, if the
politicians of the day were to let justice not be upheld...
sod you all, you can pay for this.
I have particular
restaraunts picked out for some of these items. I may add/subtract to/from this list as neccisary. Yes, I am aware that some of the following are quite
cruel to animals. I am aware that
whales are endangered and am aware that to produce
Foie Gras, you must
torture a
goose it's entire life. Yes, there's Coke, Burger King, KFC here too. Spare me your corporate hatred. There is no
veal on this list...only because I don't like it that much. Some notable exceptions to this list are
fish (I am allergic),
chocolate (I simply don't care for it), some types of
alcohol or
drugs (I may either have tried them and not enjoyed then or are not interested), about a thousand
desserts (there are better things in life than desserts), many
fruits/
vegetables.
The following to be consumed in one sitting, with
vomiting as necessary.
First things first
If alcohol were permitted
Beverages
Supplimentaries
(I have not smoked in years, but)
- 1 packet 20*(soft wrapper) Marlboro cigarettes
- 1 packet 20*(cardboard box) Marlboro cigarettes
- 1 packet 25*alpine menthol cigarettes
- 1 full corona cigar
- 2 packets PK peppermint gum
Starters
Main courses
- Truffled Risotto (with appropriate chesses, wines, good stock)
- Truffled Mashed Potato
- Caviar with toast points
- Foie Gras
- Vension (seared, pan de-glazed with red-wine)
- 1 serving BBQ Pork, Wontons, dried egg noodles
- 12 portions Korean Bulgogi beef, wrapped in lettuce with raw green chilli, raw garlic
- 6 KFC wings
- 2 KFC drumsticks
- 1 each KFC thigh/breast piece
- 3 crumbed lamb cutlets
- 1 Burger King Bacon Deluxe Burger
- 1 Big Mac Hamburger
- 1 Chinese style roasted duck
- 1 Crispy skinned chicken (Chinese style)
- 1 Rack Chinese BBQ Pork Ribs
- 1 piece Chinese Roast Pork (Siu Rong ?)
- 2 pieces BBQ Pork
- 10 Yum-Cha Style Chicken Feet
- 2 BBQ Quail
- 1 Hokkien pork/prawn noodle soup
- 12 Chilli-Salt king prawns
Accessories/Snacks
Things I want, but don't exist in the real world
Extras (things I have never tried before but am curious about)
After Dinner
Dessert
The finale