Findings:
- I want to hear about his day in person
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- O tell me the truth about love
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- The day he gave me a lift
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Tell me a story about plains
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me about your faith
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- Tell me a story about elephants
- This lasted for about two days
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Don't tell me about her
- tell me a story about lesbians
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- It's all about me (e2poll)
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- Tell me a story about mains
- I carry this bullet with me every day
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Tell me a story about rains
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- David Day
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Do men think about sex all day long?
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- They are telling me it is time to go
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Tell me about your secret places
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- all day I dream about sex
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- The Day the World was about to End
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Ask me about Loom
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- show me what the world is all about
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- magic rectangle, teach me about the world
- The day Anubis hit on me
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- the good days are killing me too
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Pity me not because the light of day
- Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- What a Shame About Me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about an Alice
- One Telling Ten Thousand
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- All About Touching
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