user since

Fri Jan 4 2002 at 07:27:24 (6.9 years ago )

last seen

Tue May 9 2006 at 10:26:05 (2.5 years ago )

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0 (Initiate) / 13

mission drive within everything

balancing the universe

specialties

i like pirates

motto

shiver me timbers...

most recent writeup

Talking about the weather

User Bookmarks:

• World War II
• Hopeless romantic
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• collective unconscious
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Secret of NIMH
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• cognitive dissonance
• We were never really friends
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Justinian
• Smoking cigarettes on a roof in the middle of winter
• Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
• December 23, 2012
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Quarter-life crisis
• The world breaks everyone
• Tips for living on a fixed income
• No hair = No friends
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Why I torched the crack house
• Good reasons to miss someone
• People who don't smoke will never die
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• ID10T error
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• The haunting awkwardness of ex-girlfriends
• Civil Rights Rulings (Circa 1960's)
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• Professors crapping in the hallways
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• Escaping a mindfuck cycle
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• The one thing I cannot write
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Cigarettes are quasi-community property
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• The Universe Is Flat.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How to attract the attention of wait staff
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• On finding a wife
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• pronoid
• Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Full text works in Everything
• What loneliness can do to you
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Civil Rights Movement
• Self-referential nostalgia of questionable historical value
• May '68 graffiti
• amphetamine psychosis
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• psychic smiley
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• C Operators
• Addicted to a thread of memories
• Node Row
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Byzantium under Justin and Justinian -- military and social effects
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• "Shut up," he explained
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• Butterfinger McFlurry
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Autumn crunching in damp air and tousled hair
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• How Martha Stewart eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
• Third graders love acid techno
• Factoring quadratic equations
• vaginal maze
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Playing rough on the bed
• Good Pirate/Bad Pirate
• Dissed by a five year-old
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The crack whores vs. hellfire
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Rebuilding the World Trade Center
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
• boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Beer Before Liquor
• Talking about the weather
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• Why things burn
• Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit