xtian

Hello. I'm not religious - that's my name.

I live in New Zealand, where I keep my extensive seashell collection scattered around the beautiful beaches. (You could even go nurpling while you were looking!)

I'm current.ly preparing my Sea Monkey Legion of Doom for my glorious ascension to power.

I aspire to owning a Hobermann Sphere and a Human Gyroscope. Once I have those, I will retire to a cave, and be happy.
(I'd like to be a minimalist, but&.I can't seem to stop acquiring stuff.)

Email: xtian_the_great@hotmail.com .