I, windigo, do solemnly swear, to love, honor and cherish myself enough not to give in to boys ever again. I will do my damndest to keep my head above water in this ridiculous ocean of dating. I will respect only those boys who see me as a perceptive, intelligent young woman, and not a piece of ass. I will love only the man who can run and keep up with me. Right after I finish with this one.