Everybody's gotta have a hobby, no?
Inhalant abuse is
efficient and
cost-effective, and
That's what Made America Great™. I'm not kidding. This is
Yankee ingenuity, kids,
in all its glory. You
cannot stop an
American from getting ripped out of his damn skull whenever he damn well wants to. If we didn't learn that from
Prohibition, we've never learned anything. If you ban
weed, they'll drink; if you
card them, they'll find
some way to get out of their heads. Who'd'a thunk you could get
wasted on common household
cleaning supplies? An
American, that's who! An
American who didn't get discouraged, an
American who, when the going got tough,
got going.