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• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• You're too young to be so old
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• I'd like some dreams too
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• No place I'd rather be
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Too good to be true
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Jesus was a feminist
• There was a man and a woman
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• if music were a woman
• I'll never be the other woman
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• I've been a woman for too long
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• I want to be sexy too!
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• I was adored once too
• You used to be a substantial woman
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• trying to be a feminist
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• If God was willing to let it be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Her name was Natalie
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Cruel
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• To do is to be
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• real woman
• The Ten Commandments revised
• There's a woman inside my stereo
• The Cryonic Woman
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• The Woman in White
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The Sensuous Woman
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• The Liberation of Women and The New Woman
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Bush Woman (user)
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• To be a young Australian
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• If it be your will
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• IDS
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Too Orangey for Crows
• A reason to drink
• Too Close: A Rum Running Story
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Red Rooster Too
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Leather bound organizer
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I Was A Cow
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.

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