OK. I got it. Find kitten.
Hm. How do I find kitten?
I know. I'll touch things. If they are not kitten, they will not object.
Hello there. Are you kitten?
It's a big smoking fish.
BIG SMOKING FISH ≠ KITTEN
That's not it. Maybe this thing will be friends with me?
It's a kitten sink. For washing kitten. (If only kitten liked water.)
SINK ≠ KITTEN
It pleases me to be kind to what appears to be kitten... but is not kitten.
Maybe this is kitten?
It's a tasty-looking banana creme pie.
DELICIOUS DELIGHT ≠ KITTEN
Nom nom nom... gooooooood pie!
Now where is kitten?
It's the enbalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin.
SOME RUSSIAN GUY ≠ KITTEN
GOD DAMMIT WHERE IS THAT KITTEN?!?!?
We wish you a merry kitten, and a happy New Year!
FUCKING CAROL SINGERS ≠ KITTEN
It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!
PESKY INSECT ≠ KITTEN
I pity the fool who mistakes me for a kitten!
MR. T ≠ KITTEN
I am making so many friends but I am not finding kitten!
This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye Of Larn.
ANNOYING MARKETING GIMMICKS ≠ KITTEN
Two Hours Later
Still no kitten! WTF is going on?!?
You found netkit! Way to go!
NETKIT ≠ KITTEN
Hooray! I found netkit! ...wait. Netkit is not kitten. Is it? ...aww.
I must still find kitten.
A patch of mushrooms grows here.
FREAKY FUNGUS ≠ KITTEN
It's a Cat 5 cable.
BLUE INTERNET CABLE ≠ KITTEN
You hit the non-kitten item. The non-kitten item fails to yowl.
ANTICLIMAX ≠ KITTEN
Robot should not be touching that.
<you dirty-minded people>
It's the triangle leg adjacent to an angle divided by the leg opposite it.
Fonzie sits here, mumbling incoherently about a shark and a pair of waterskis.
1970S TV CHARACTER ≠ KITTEN
It's a blind man. When you touch, he exclaims "It's a kitten-prospecting robot!"
BLIND DUDE ≠ KITTEN
Dear Robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...
FUCKING SPAMMERS ≠ KITTEN
It's GOT to be around here SOMEwhere...
Beat it, kitten. I'm looking for kitten.
You found kitten! Way to go, robot!
KITTEN = KITTEN
Quotes in bold face adapted from the game "robotfindskitten".
nodeshell challenge by waverider37