Now discontinued of production (and for damn good reason), the Ford Aerostar is infamous for being the world's noisiest off-the-shelf minivan. Not only do they drive the world's Richter scales to go beserk, but they are awful annoying to sit behind in traffic because their deformed muffler will shake your poor car to pieces.

I have never seen a Ford Aerostar that didn't make a bunch of noise. Thank heavens they were discontinued and replaced by the Ford Windstar, which seems to be a much quieter generation of cars. Welcome to the new era of Ford.