I've always found that however hungry you are when you enter a Pizza Hut, and however staunch may your determination be to eat a phenomenal amount of pizza, at their "All you can eat for £4.99" Buffet, two things always happen.

  1. You cannot eat anywhere near as much as you planned
  2. You leave feeling bloated and vowing you will never eat pizza again.
It is my private theory that the recipe to which "Buffet" pizza is made is different to that of your common or garden menu pizza, and that a higher proportion of heavier dough is used, thereby reducing the number of slices it is physically possible to consume.