So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.

To feel the warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.

Well, I've got some bad news for you, sunshine
Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
So they've sent us along
As a surrogate band
And we're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
Get them up against the wall.

There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall.

And that one looks Jewish,
And that one's a coon!
Who let all this riffraff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint!
And another with spots!
If I had my way...

I'D HAVE YOU ALL SHOT.