babies like you to stand when you're holding them.
This is the real truth to the foll0owing myths:

They do not like you to node.
They do not want you to have fun.
Thye want you to make as many typing errorsa spossible

It's true. They just want you to stand. Or at leadt, the one I'm holding does. Hannah is six weeks old. She doesn't give a damn about E2. I'm not sure she even knows it exists. But she knows that when I stand and sway from side to side, her tummy stops hurting.

So I anm noding one-handed.M=
pErfecting my shodukon-ru viper claw jab and peck skillls
New experiences every day.
This is grat.


thakns, fatcow, but the baby's in m,y left hand. gimme a word for the right.