Return to fresh loin air (idea)

The fix is easy. Wear a kilt. Kilts are one of the best ways to ensure your loin air is fresh, and now you can find out how to wear a great kilt (or go and get a utilikilt from http://www.utilikilts.com/. Naturally, this means that Pants are Optional. Alternatively, you could wear a sarong.

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