The Conversation Assassin (person)

I have this power. This technique, referred to in our texts as the 'conversation killer', is to aid us in our telepathic conversion of the world. When you can no longer speak, your eyes will be opened and you will communicate without words.

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Many techniques form this body of knowledge:

• TMI
• pedantic speech
• flawless timing
• the telepathic shout

So fear us! We are the killers of conversation, the destroyers of rational thought, the bringers of silence!

But first, I must sprinkle you with fairy dust

TWAJS. Fnord. That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I....was never here.