The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit! (idea)

It is my belief that the fortune teller and the food critic in the taster's panel are the same person. Look at the evidence.

• They look the same.
• Both of them vote in a way unrelated and even contrary to what they say.
• They both tend to be slightly caustic.
• You never see both of them at the same time.