Hello
"Hi ,do you accept credit cards?"
What number are you trying to reach?
"555-3546"
well that's the right number but we don't do anything you would need a credit card for. What company are you trying to reach?
"I don't know".
(
uncomfortably long pause)
"You see
I'm inside a bank right now"
Well if you need help getting out I'll accept payment after I
liberate you, I don't need your credit card number up front.
"Ok thanks but I'll try calling someone else. Thank you for your time"