David Boon is one of the toppest
Aussies ever. He was a member of the
Australian cricket team from 1984 to 1996. They called him 'Stumpy'
because he batted with tree
stumps instead of SS Jumbos. Boony is a
proud
Tasmanian and if you knocked Tassie in front of him he would
probably kill you. In 1988 he
spewed on national TV when he was playing
at
Adelaide Oval. Although Boonie is a short man, he has been known to
sink a shitload of
piss. In 1989 he became an Australian cricketing hero
when he put back 56
beers on the way to a cricket match in England.
If you tried to drink as much as Boonie you would probably die.
Boonie is a
top Aussie. Most people think boonie is so tops they want him to be our first president (http://www.boonieforpresident.com/).
The contents of this writeup written by Grant(Nosedog) and can be found in its original form at http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/Page1.htm Permission gained from Grant on 20 November, 2000 to reproduce the text on everything2. Many thanks