Ach there was a guy at work today and he was really annoying me .. as i was cleaning up some broken glass that someone had dropped, he was sitting right next to me. Anyway .. here goes the conversation.

(guy)*holds up pork pie* .. pork pie
(me)yes ... what about it
(guy) pork pie
(me) Well done
(guy) say pork pie
(me)pork pie
(guy)shout it
(me)no
(guy)SHOUT ITTTT!!
(me)*ignores guy*
(guy)PORRRRRRRRRKKKKKK PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (really loud)
(guys mate)*stands up and punches guy* .. what a tosser.