The real reason for all anti-smoking legislation (aside from the prosecution fo the tobacco companies, who are evil and deserve it). No one dies from second-hand smoke unless they live in a small, poorly-ventilated environment for many decades with a smoker. Non-smoking laws are not for anyone's protection; they're there so all the non-smokers can point and laugh as the smokers are systematically stripped of the fundamental right to kill themselves however they deem most appropriate.

I worked in an office that was going to be switching to all non-smoking at the end of the month. That included outside the back door. If people wanted to smoke after this date, they had to do it off company property, on their lunch break. All the non-smokers knew this, and would glare smugly at the smokers every time they passed us.

Smoke breaks make non-smokers jealous. If non-smokers would stop pouting and go get coffee or something while I took my smoke break, I bet I'd still be able to smoke in Shari's.