For those of you that haven't experienced what the wooden spoon has to offer (and I'm not talking about booby prizes or discipline) then you really ought to go to the local Super Wal-Mart and pick yourself up a 6 pack of em.

How to enjoy a Wooden Spoon:


  1. Procure a wooden spoon (two to make it a date).
  2. If the wooden spoon is worn in, skip to step 4.
  3. Soak wooden spoon in luke warm water for 100 hours.
  4. Boil 1 pint of water.
  5. Pour in a quarter of medium thickness spagetti.
  6. Prepare as usual, using the aforementioned wooden spoon.
  7. Suck some liquid out of the paddel of the wooden spoon, taking care not to scald yourself.
  8. Repeat steps 4 - 6 to taste.