Rhymes with "sewage". A stir-fry, with ingredients taken from the Great Religions. A dancing paperclip. Spirituality Lite. Tastes great, less filling. It takes advantage of well-meaning people in the same way a bad televangelist fleeces God-fearin' old ladies.

"'Can I have your autograph?'
Said the singer to the fat blonde actress..."

A Lou Reed Velvet Underground song, about an encounter with the fallen Fifties uberbabe Kim Novak.