(bad haiku 4 u)

here's a slow, slow day
in the form of a haiku:
nothing happening

here's a second one:
syllables treading water;
haiku sucks big time

i shall order out;
man tastes nothing like chicken
and novelty fades

a Hand has disguised
a throng of seraphim as
empty seats in Shea

and even out in
Chi-Town (at Wrigley Field) Shea's
seraphim kick ass