My fondest wish, aside from success for the Mets in the playoffs (for I'm not old enough to have seen one of those "Subway Series" championship fights 'twixt NYC teams), is that Santa Claus would bring Seņor pi one of those Christianity for Dummies tomes for Christmas - for surely it would be asking too much of him to suggest he spend time reading/studying the Bible.

Clearly we need something to improve his grasp of theology (and sense of humor). A clue by four to the melon, perhaps? =)