Michael Jackson's second wife; they met when she worked for MJJ's dermatologist. Mother of a son, Prince Michael Jackson, Jr., and a daughter, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson. Not known to be a devoted wife, but she stands to make $16 million in the marriage, via childbirth bonuses, prenuptial agreements, and stock options. Not known to be a loving mother; does artificial insemination take away one's maternal edge?

It's good to be the King - you can rent a beard.