After months of experimentation, I’ve sunk into a laid back slouch, where all of my everquesting can be done from a system of mouse-click macros. I can sit back in my chair, prop my feet up on my desk, and operate my Logitech optical mouse on my crotch. Occasionally, I need to hit the auto-run key – numlock, which can be done via large toe of the right foot. Unfortunately, on my lovely keyboard, numlock has been placed within 3 cm to the right of another failed attempt at improving the 104-key keyboard; the standby and power keys. I’ve hit my power key countless times, shutting down my system (safely, though, all programs politely close out first), before my anger boiled over, and the two keys were popped from their bloody sockets, never to get in the way of my evercrack again.