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• The Ten Commandments revised
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• ten commandments for c++ programmers
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Ten Crack Commandments
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Posting the Ten Commandments in schools
• Ten commandments of man, given to woman
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Ten Commandments of the Female Ned
• They Might Be Giants
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Ten Commandments of the Female Nerd
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The second chance you give could be your last
• The Ten Commandments of Electronica
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Ten Commandments of a Great Name
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Proof of the divine authorship of the Ten Commandments
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• They will not be named!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Mind without body
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• That would be me
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Automobile tire pressure
• If I could be someone
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• the Ten Commandments in Chicago schools
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I never thought it would be like this
• play dumb
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• It Could Always Be Worse
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• The Ten Commandments
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Things that could be
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Could/can vs Would/will
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• They could have saved Kevin
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You could be so delicious
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The mountain could be home
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• The Federal Ten Commandments
• You stole what they would have given you
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• We could all be blind
• The Ten Commandments Judge
• Put Ten Grand In The Hand
• Hell on Ten Dollars a Day
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.

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